In a taped interview that was leaked to the press today, former First Lady Michelle Obama was asked by Oprah Winfrey what she thought of President Trump. Without hesitation, Mrs. Obama didn’t mince any words:
“Donald Trump is handily the dumbest president in us history. He literally has the IQ of a grilled cheese sandwich. Minus the cheese, which rather obviously has been slipping off the proverbial cracker for quite a while now.
Our Deep State operatives are telling us that his daily intelligence briefings are reduced to stay figures drawn with crayons, with intelligence analysts having to travel ‘Pew pew, the great guy on the left – no Mr. President, your other left – shot the person from ISIS on the proper yesterday.’
And then he draws a mustache onto to the person together with his Sharpie. this is often only one example. you ought to hear what he does in other meetings. After over three years, he still thinks critical infrastructure is about toilets you simply need to flush once.”
Deep State operative Joe Barron (middle name withheld to guard his anonymity) echoed Mrs. Obama’s remarks:
“To say this guy may be a moron would be an irony . I’ve been undermining the govt for an extended time, but I’ve never seen this level of stupidity in an elected leader. Ever. Remember that picture where it seemed like he peed his pants on the golf course? Well, he didn’t. He fell off the damn ball washer on the 14th hole at Mar A Lago. Then he blamed it on Nancy Pelosi, who had apparently told him that his balls were making her purse smell bad.